Where in the World is Brad Penny?

September 26, 2008 · Filed Under General Opinion

Supposedly, L.A. Dodgers pitcher Brad Penny has gone missing. According to a report in the Los Angeles Times, Joe Torre was quoted as saying, “I didn’t get a chance to say hello or goodbye,” Torre said. “He was here yesterday and he disappeared. I didn’t ask him to leave.”

So, where could the often injured player be? Could he be rehabing from his most recent injury in private? Could he be in Milwaukee, scouting the Cubs v. Brewers series for possible tips if the Dodgers were to play either of those teams in the playoffs? Could he be off helping Alyssa Milano market her line of MLB clothing?

Well, here’s a secret, I caught a picture of him. Here it is: